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Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine

It's fun to read what profile header messages people use to grab the attention of those browsing through a dating service. Some are funny, others creative, and some are just plain odd. Online Dating Magazine has perused sites like,, and LavaLife in order to present you with what we consider the strangest profile subjects that people actually use in their profiles. And the winners are...

10) Some will, some won't, some do, some don't. I might!

9) Why is it that a sliced piece of bread always falls butter side down?

8) I hope you want a cavity.

7) World's smallest dog lives here. Admission: $5

6) You kidnapped my pig!

5) Leave me alone, I'm PMSing!

4) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

3) I'm the neatest, most sweetest, end product of a fetus.

2) The voices in my head are scaring me!

and the number one strangest profile header we found...

1) We were all born to die

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