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Top 10 Funniest Profile Header Messages - 3
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine

Awhile back, Online Dating Magazine published the Top 10 Funniest Profile Header Messages and a followup.

Now we present you with a third installment of the funniest profile header messages that people actually use in their profile headers. These are header messages from profiles on sites like, and LavaLife. And a big thank you to Online Dating Magazine reader "Vicki" who found this installment's second most funniest header message. At the bottom of the list, you'll find instructions to submit yours.

And the winners are...

10) Tired of shopping the Damaged Goods department.

9) Want to meet a guy whose IQ is bigger than his shoe size!

8) I'm the best singer in my car!

7) You can't ALL be the one I'm looking for!

6) Very sexy... with the right backlighting.

5) Looking for a man with a large bulge in his back right pocket.

4) (on LavaLife) Only you can save me from joining eHarmony!

3) Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!

2) I'll jump on Oprah's couch for you!

and the number one funniest profile header....

1) I like my men to be like my bra - supportive!

Online Dating Magazine wants to know what profile headers you've found funny. Email your funny header here and it may appear in a future "top 10 funniest profile headers" list!

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