This is a short 35 second clip from a stand-up comedy routine by Melinda Hill in which she talks about religion and online dating. We’ve posted a transcript of what she said below the video.

Online Dating Joke by Melinda Hill

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f9ZSqesVV0

Transcript

“My dad is Irish Catholic and my mom is Protestant so… that makes me bisexual.”

“I think online dating would be more interesting if people were actually honest on their profiles, ya know, and upfront like:

‘I am a narcissist in chronic back pain that needs constant rides to the airport.'”