[dropcap style=”font-size: 60px; color: #e96a2a;”] A [/dropcap]t eDisharmony, you are matched on 29 dimensions of living hell. If you want people to be directly honest with you and to say you are fat then this may be the perfect online dating service for you. This is, of course, another funny eHarmony spoof at the expense of those old popular eHarmony commercials against a white back drop. You can always tell how effective a commercial is by how many spoofs it gets. It’s too bad eHarmony doesn’t do them anymore.
[dropshadowbox align=”none” effect=”lifted-both” width=”100%” height=”” background_color=”#ffffff” border_width=”1″ border_color=”#e96a2a”]eDisharmony Founder Quotes From Spoof
“At eDisharmony, we understand that sometimes you’re not ready for a healthy, loving relationship. We don’t want you to have to go to a seedy bar to find your next abusive partner. At our dating service, we do all the work for you.
Experience what it’s like to be with someone who will make your life a living hell in 29 dimensions. Contact eDisharmony.com and get your free incompatibility profile today.”[/dropshadowbox]