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10 Strangest Profile Header Messages - 6
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine
One thing we're not finding a shortage of is strange/weird profile header messages or opening lines. This is our sixth installment of the Top 10 Strangest Profile Header Messages and it's clear that there will be more in the future.
The top 10 list you are about to read are headers (opening lines) that people have actually
used on sites like Match.com, Date.com,
and LavaLife in
their online dating profile.
And
the winners of the sixth installment of the Top 10
Strangest Profile Header Messages are...
10) I’m candy-coated with a soft chewy center.
9) If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out of its nose?
8) I never run out of things to say unless my batteries die.
7) You like stuff? I like stuff too. Looks like we have stuff in common!
6) If we were Scrabble tiles, you’d be U and I’d be I, making U and I.
5) By the time you read this you will have already read this.
4) Don’t let me fall asleep because clowns will eat me.
3)There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can’t.
2) Last night I laid down in bed, looked up at the stars, and thought ‘where the hell is my ceiling’?
and the number one strangest profile header we found...
1)If I’ve caught your eye then it’s probably a marble one.
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