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Top 10 Strangest
Profile Header Messages - 4
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine
There's
never a shortage of finding strange online dating profile
header messages online. This is Online Dating Magazine's
fourth installment of strange opening lines. These
are headers that people actually use in their quest
to find love online:
And the winners of the Top 10 Strangest Profile Header
Messages are...
10) I will judge you on how well
you parallel park.
9) Drinking coffee out of plastic
makes you impotent.
8) I’d
date me if I could!
7) Whenever I feel blue I start breathing
again.
6) Do we go on 3 or is it 1, 2, 3,
then go?
5) Don’t
be a mushroom. I hate mushrooms.
4) Only boring people get bored.
Bored yet?
3) If
I could rearrange the alphabet, “I” would
be at the top.
2) Beauty Fades. Dumb is Forever.
and the number one strangest profile header we found...
1) I dont suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it!
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