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Top 10 Funniest Profile
Header Messages - 3
by Joe Tracy, Publisher of Online Dating Magazine
Awhile
back, Online Dating Magazine published the Top
10 Funniest Profile Header Messages and a followup.
Now we present you with a third installment of the
funniest profile header messages
that people actually use in their
profile headers. These are header messages from profiles
on sites like American
Singles, Date.com,
and LavaLife.
And a big thank you to Online Dating Magazine reader
"Vicki" who found this installment's second
most funniest header message. At the bottom of the
list, you'll find
instructions to submit yours. And the winners are...
10) Tired of shopping the Damaged
Goods department.
9) Want to meet a guy whose IQ is
bigger than his shoe size!
8) I'm the best singer in my car!
7) You can't ALL be the one I'm looking
for!
6) Very sexy... with the right backlighting.
5) Looking for a man with a large
bulge in his back right pocket.
4) (on LavaLife)
Only you can save me from joining eHarmony!
3) Finding a good man is
like nailing Jello to a tree!
2) I'll jump on Oprah's couch for
you!
and the number one funniest profile header....
1) I like my men to be like my
bra -
supportive!
Online Dating Magazine wants to know what profile
headers you've found funny. Email
your funny header here and
it may appear in a future "top
10 funniest profile headers" list!
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