Ventriloquist and Dummy Talk Online Dating

The video below was commissioned by Online Dating Magazine as a short entertaining look at a ventriloquist and dummy discussing online dating. It seems the ventriloquist is thinking about getting into online dating and he wants to know if the dummy has any advice. And boy does the dummy ever have some advice… (transcript is below the video).

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Transcript of Ventriloquist and Dummy Talking About Online Dating:

Ventriloquist:
So, Hadley.

Hadley (the dummy):
Yeah.

Ventriloquist:
I’m thinking of trying out online dating. Have you got any advice?

Hadley
Yeah!

Ventriloquist
Oh great!

Hadley
You should start by getting a computer.

Ventriloquist
Yeah, good idea. But anything else?

Hadley
Yeah. Remember in your profile to put a positive spin on things.

Ventriloquist
Right. What do you mean?

Hadley
Well you don’t say “you’re homeless.”

Ventriloquist
Right.

Hadley
You say you “love the outdoors”.

Ventriloquist (laughing)
Got it. OK.

Hadley
And remember.

Ventriloquist
Yeah?

Hadley
Your profile should be a mix of charm, sincerity and Photoshop.

Ventriloquist
Right. (pause) What’s Photoshop?

Hadley (frustrated)
Ugh. You need more help than I can give you!

Ventriloquist
Well… where did you go for advice?

Hadley
Oh. I went to Online Dating for Dummies!

Ventriloquist
Yeah. Very funny. OK. But seriously.

Hadley
Yeah, seriously. You should try OnlineDatingMagazine.com

Ventriloquist
Right. Sounds good.

Hadley
Yeah. My friend did that and within a year she was married with three baby puppets!

Ventriloquist
Ahhh, that sounds lovely.

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