This is a funny speed dating commercial by AT&T that shows what happens when a man tries to use lines with a smart woman who is connected. We’ve posted the dialogue below the video. Enjoy!
AT&T Speed Date Commercial
(bell rings. man sits down in front of woman at speed dating table. Woman has cell phone in hand)
Man: We’re pressed for time so here it is. I’m looking for the one…
(woman looks at mans profile while listening. Man continues to speak)
Man: Kids. House. The whole domestic thing, you know?
Woman: (looking at phone) Then why does your relationship status say, “Never Getting Married”?
Man: Hmmmm. That was the old me.
Woman: It says you updated it 15 minutes ago.
Man: Yes. Yep. Yeah, that was before I met you.
Woman: (reading from phone) Favorite pickup line, “Nothing mattered before I met you.”
Man: (stumbles for words – stutters). Why did I…
Narrator: Only AT&T’s 4G network lets your iPhone download three times faster. AT&T.