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The
Genie...
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A
female peace activist was exploring some caves
by the beach when she
stumbled upon a very old antique looking lamp bottle.
The woman picked up the
bottle and proceeded to rub some of the sand off
of it. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a genie appeared
from the bottle!
The
genie just stared at the woman, and vice versa,
until the shocked woman excitedly spoke:
"Are
you a genie?" she asked.
"Yes."
came the response.
"Does
this mean I get three wishes?"
"Three
wishes is only a fable," said the genie in return. "You
only get one wish."
"Only
one?"
"Yes. So
what do you wish for?"
There
was no hesitation from the woman who had dedicated
her life to the quest for peace.
"I
want peace in the Middle East," she said. " I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and vice-versa.
I want it to be the start of world peace and harmony."
The
genie thought for a moment...
"Lady,
be reasonable. These countries have been at war
for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after
being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm
good but not that good! I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it
can't be done. Please make another wish and please
be reasonable."
The
woman thought for a minute.
"Well,
I've never been able to find the right man for
my life," she
said. "You
know, a man that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, loves kids
and is great in bed, gets along with my family,
doesn't watch sports all the time, cares about the
environment, and is faithful. That is what I wish
for, Genie... a good man."
The
genie thought for a moment, let out a deep sigh and
said, "Let
me see about that peace in the Middle East thing..."
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