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Puppies.
They're cute at first, but you soon tire of picking
up their crap.
Remote
controls.
Chances are you'll find them lying by
the TV.
Parking
spaces at a popular mall.
The good ones are all
taken.
Computers.
In order to get their attention, you must first
turn them on.
Fine
wine.
They take a long time to mature.
Oatmeal.
If they sit too long, they become lumpy.
Mascara.
They run at the first sign of tears.
Silverware.
They on appear only when there
is food on the table.
Cats.
Only moving objects get their attention.
Dogs.
They take up too much space on the bed..
Fish.
They're easy to catch with food.
Text Messages.
The shorter the message, the easier it is for them
to understand
Bees.
They like to pollenate more than one flower.
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