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Rick
and Dianne were madly in love and couldn't wait to get
married. However, there was a slight problem. Rick
didn't own a car and Dianne's car was getting old with
more than 120,000 miles on it. Dianne told Rick she'd
love to marry him, but needed to first sell her car
and buy one with fewer miles on it in anticipation
of starting a family.
So
Dianne put her car up for sale, but no one wanted
to buy it. This frustrated Rick, because he was one
of those extremely rare men that was actually anxious
to get married.
Finally,
Rick told Dianne that he "knew someone" that could
turn back the odometer of her car so that she could
sell it. Dianne was hesitant, but finally agreed.
A
few days later, Dianne called Rick with the exciting
news.
"We
can get married now!" she proclaimed.
Rick
was ecstatic. "You sold the car?!" he asked.
"There's
no need to," she excitedly responded. "Mine only
has 50,000 miles on it now!"
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