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In
general, most pickup lines are lame. But some
are a lot worst than others. As a result, we've
assembled the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All
Time. Starting from number 10:
10...
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just
want to pick-at-choo.
9... I’m
new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
8... I
misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
7... Wow,
your legs must be really tired because you have been
running through my mind all night!
6... What's
that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when
our eyes met!
5... Did
you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally
see myself in them.
4... Those
must be space pants, because your legs are outta this
world.
3... Hi,
my name is Justin… Justin Credible.
2... I
may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your
Bedrock.
And
now for the worst pickup line of all time:
1...
Is your name Visa, because you’re
everywhere I want to be.
What bad pick up lines have you heard
before? Online Dating Magazine is assembling another
list of terrible pickup lines, so if there's a pickup
line you think is really bad, let us know by emailing
jtracy@onlinedatingmagazine.com.
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