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Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines
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In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others. As a result, we've assembled the Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time. Starting from number 10:

10... You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.

9... I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

8... I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?

7... Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!

6... What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!

5... Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.

4... Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.

3... Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.

2... I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.

And now for the worst pickup line of all time:

1... Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

What bad pick up lines have you heard before? Online Dating Magazine is assembling another list of terrible pickup lines, so if there's a pickup line you think is really bad, let us know by emailing jtracy@onlinedatingmagazine.com.


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